Irtaza Sheikh
Shortly after the Buddha abandoned his palace and Napoleon fled from Elba, but before DEG commissioned our first Dyson Sphere and Alchor revived Dr. Bedford, there was a dull moment in our galaxy, when the skies were gray and the days were brief, nothing of significance occurred here, it was a time of rot and tumultuous peace, when we couldn’t even imagine undertaking cosmic evacuation—it was here that we find our beginning.
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Irtaza Sheikh
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25
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Human
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Knight-Errant
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Engineer
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A traveler in pursuit of mastery, fueled by a thirst for experience and understanding. Blending focused calm with explosive power, living fully in the moment. Always pushing limits and seeking new perspectives.
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107.8 [Mercurian years]
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9.9 [bananas]
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5.1*10^6 [flies]
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100
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115.74 [lbs]
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3 [Musashi Stares]
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1 [Goggins’ Toe Nail]
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500/inf — zero [IQ]
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10 [bricks]
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2 [Caesar's gardeners]
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1 [Buddha’s booger]
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68/100
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Sleep; Pain; Projects; Wisdom
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Strategy, Striking, Observation
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Neutral, Chaotic
Don't Forget
Don't Forget
There is Absolute—objective, transcendent, secular, resonant, universally sacred—Meaning
already.
What People Are Saying
“[He’s] very difficult to deal with.”
— Early Employee
“Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and for thy possession, the ends of the earth. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron. Thou shalt dash them in pieces, like a potter’s vessel. Be wise now, therefore ye kings. Be admonished ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be kindled but a little.”
— Father Anderson
This website was commissioned on the 6th of January, 12,021 HE
page last edited: May 8, 12,025